Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

What's New?

I'm so bad about updating this thing.

I've had a hard time falling asleep lately. The past few nights have been spent half- heartedly writing screenplays or epic action stories, watching The Facts of Life on Hulu and eating cereal until the wee hours of the morning. I don't know what it is. I've just felt really restless and anxious. Maybe NYFA is making me a little nervous.

I stage managed a show in Brooklyn last night. By the time the show was over and I got back into the city, it was already past 2AM, so I decided to crash at my mom's place and sleep in my old room. I'm glad my mom isn't moving to FL anymore. I can still come over whenever I want, and she said when she's away I can invite friends over. My mom is awesome!

In the improv world, one of my teacher/coach/mentor/friends Joe Wengert is moving to LA. I'm sad that he's leaving, but I signed up for his 600 class in January (my third 600. Yikes!). It sounds like a great class. So far, I know that both my roommates are in it, as well as my friends Bridget, Katey, Matt Little (hopefully) and Benjamin Apple. I can't wait!

I got an XBOX 360 for Hannukah! Oh happy day!

Friday, December 5, 2008

My Freinds Are Funny

My friends Dustin, Alex and Ken are in a group called Dr. Coolsex. They have some really funny videos on youtube. Check more of their stuff on www.Drcoolsex.com

My friends Adam and Matt made this hilarious video for Matt's talk show.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

In A World... Where We Were Awesome!

The last In A World... show was tuesday night and it was awesome! Such a fun class! I can't say enough good things about everyone in it. I learned so much from performing wth such a great cast of people, and I am extremely proud of both teams (especially mine)!

Here are some of my favorite moments from both groups:

Stephen: We've got to do something about this war between the Bloods and the Blues.

Stephen: We can mix Christmas with religion!

Dan being killed for watching Threes Company.

Joey as a crazy thug.

Katey: (as Anton Chekhov) Always pack a suit, even if you think you wont need it.

Hallie: Gah! I had another neighborhood watch flashback!

Johnny: Attention Yale students! There are lions loose!
Curtis: Well, one of these books should have the answers we need.

Also, I got to establish myself as Isaac Asimoff and James McAvoy.

Gosh, I miss this class already.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

A Team Of Eight Bluvbands

Pat Baer started this, inspired by an IRC post.

You are on an improv team with 7 clones of you.

1. What is your team name?

2. What song do you come out to?

3. What are your warm ups?

My Answers:


2. "Keep Fishin'" by Weezer

3. 7 Things, Follow the Follower, Enemy & Protector, Beastie Boys/Hotsopt

Update On Life

1. I now live in Harlem with two ladies.

2. I got a flew shot.

3. I was roughed up by a man with a tiny dick.

4. I finished the entire first season of True Blood.

5. My new enemy has become the kitchen sink.

6. I was recently reminded that I have awesome friends.

7. I'm using a cookbook as a mousepad.

8. With the help my father, I built a desk, a bookshelf, an office chair and a reading lamp.

9. My mom is moving to Florida.

10. In A World... has two shows left at UCB, and a show on the 12th at Creek and the Cave. You should all check it out, because its a really awesome show.

11. Talking out your problems with someone who will listen is good. Never wallow.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

In A World...

Please come see my 600 class' first show at UCB tonight at 11PM. It's a really great cast, and I'm super excited to be apart of it. The show features Dan Black, Joey Burns, Sarah Claspell, Rob Cuthill, Hallie Haglund, Ashley Hale, Katey Healy- Wurzburg, Abbi Jacobson, Johnny McNulty, Dana Patton, Curtis Retherford, Stephen Michael Rondel, Christopher Scott, Caitlin Tegart, Paul Welsh and myself.

Only $5, but its free with your Harold Night ticket.

Topo Gigio Is So Cute!

(Thanks, Bridget!)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Oh, Mom

After the election results last night, I sent my super republican parents a text message letting letting them know that Obama won. This is the response my mom sent back:

"I know U smarty pants. Your allowance just decreased, my love."

Not A Dream

I woke up this morning and Barack Obama was still president. How awesome is that? I am so happy right now. I was watching his speech last night, and all I was thinking about was how I couldn't believe that something this monumental was actually happening. It felt like a movie. It reminded me of how people who grew up in the 60's talked about listening to someone like Robert Kennedy, and it made me really excited to be living in this time where truly anything is possible. Way to be, America! We did it!

Monday, November 3, 2008

An Amazing Sketch

(Via Chris Gethard)

Friday, October 31, 2008

Hollywood Director Attack Ads

The Wes Anderson ad in the first video and the David Lynch ad in the second video are my favorites. Great job, guys!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Cartoon Shows

I was talking with Katey, Joey, Dan and Curtis about early 90's cartoon shows, and remembering how awesome they were. We're talking '91-'96 (maybe even '89) cartoon series that were fantastic. Some of them were really sophisticated and ahead of their time, some of them were just fun kids shows, and some of them were really bizarre, but I remember loving all of them. My childhood pretty much centered around these shows.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


Mega Man

Exo Squad

Mighty Max

Samurai Pizza Cats

There are a ton of other shows I could mention, but these were the ones I held near and dear to my heart. Besides, I'm sure I'll have plenty of other chances to reference shows like Street Sharks or Reeboot.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Creepy Video and Awesome Shows

Anna Rubanova sent me this disturbing video:

In other news, Iron Ruckus had a really fun Cagematch last night. I'm very proud of all of us. We faught valiantly, but were no match against the awesome might of Hot Sauce. Great job, everyone!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

RDCCDX: The Digital Pirates of Dark Water: Ep. 1: Release Me

My friends Matt Burnett, Ben Levin and Tim Martin make these awesome cartoons. The level of nerd references is extremly high. Enjoy!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Japanese Don't Fuck Around With Cartoon Openings

This is the japanese opening to the X-Men series from the 90's. It is infinately cooler than the american version, even with the weird music in the backround.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Take a Chance, Bluvband

One of the things I like about improv is that it forces you to be more decisive and make strong choices. This is something I feel like I lack in real life, although since starting improv I have gotten better. Still, I put way too much thought into things, and I often drive myself crazy worrying about the outcome of things that haven't happened yet, and as a result I've missed many possibly wonderful oppertunities, and beat myself up for it.

So, the note I'm giving to myself: Be Bold

Don't worry about failure. Just follow your gut. It'll usually lead you to the right places.

Monday, October 13, 2008

X-Men Improv

I performed in Bad Date IV: Book of Shadows on Saturday, where I got to play Nightcrawler in X-Menprov. It was one of the most fun shows I've ever done. All the costumes were awesome (thanks to Brett and Sam for helping with mine).

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

This Is Popular

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, September 29, 2008

In Short

My weekend included:

Fun parties

Nice conversations on the subway

Hilarious improv

Good times and good people who are nice enough to listen.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

'Scuse Me While I Whip Dis Out

Last night I had a pretty rough class with Anthony King. The last excersize that Anthony had us do was pretty cool, though. We had to do a montage and every scene we did had to take place in a T.G.I.Fidays. This was to teach us that doing a good improv scene is like having good conversation skills; even if you're Captain Crunch talking to a martian, you still have to let what that other person says effect you. I tend to forget that sometimes, and it's definately something I need to work on.

I started my 600 class with Shannon o'Neill on Sunday. It is AMAZING! Truly a wonderful class. I walked out of that class feeling great about everything. The first class I've taken where I know and love performing with everyone in it. Everyone should check out our shows in November.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Names For Cats

I don't want to forget these if I ever decide to get a cat.

Group Captain Lionel Mandrake
President Merkin Muffley
George C.(at) Scott
Major T.J. 'King' Kong

I've got Dr. Strangelove on the brain.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Halloween Costume

I've decided to go as Dr. Strangelove this year. The only hard part about the costume is the wheelchair; I can make the rest of the costume from stuff at home. I'm watching the movie right now for more research.


I am in love with this song from Death Cab For Cutie right now. I purchased their new CD today, and it's pretty awesome.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Douchebags In A Van

So, as I was walking to the R train to get home from Astoria, I was stopped by a van full of douchebags. They asked for directions to get somewhere, and I told them I didn't know. Then they asked if I was on the geek squad, and I started walking away. Just then, one of them opened the door and said "Hey! I'm gonna kill you!" This is where I pretty much shit my pants. There threats were empty, however and they just drove off laughing and continuing their douchey way.

This is the second time I've been acosted by assholes who happen to be driving. The first time, I was walking in my neighborhood around midnight. It was winter, and I had a hat on, and some guys in their car scream "Nice hat, faggot!" and throw a pizza at me.

Whatever. They probably got drunk and crashed. Less people to waste perfectly good pizza.


I woke up early today (9:30). I feel energized now. I'm going to grab a late breakfast and then view some apartments. Maybe I'll go grocery shopping.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Weekend Bonanza

This weekend was pretty fun.

Friday I saw a really fun Rogue Elephant show. Robert Stack with Alzheimers was one of the funniest scenes I've seen.

Saturday I went to my friend, Nicole's birthday party and played Taboo and watched Bobby Moynihan's first episode on SNL. Bobby was awesome. I was pleasantly surprised to see him in so many sketches. I also got a haircut.

Today I teched a show for Veal at Under St. Mark's. It feels like it's been a while since I've teched a show, so I'm glad they asked me to do it.

Hoo- rah!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Is It Just Me...

Or should a haircut not cost more than $25?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I Heart New York

So, today I was riding the W train through Astoria, and I looked out the window and saw the Queensboro bridge while the sun was setting and "New Slang" by the Shins was playing on my ipod. It was so beautiful, and it took me out of a glum mood I've been in this weekend. One of the best things I saw all week. I love my home town.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Getting Up And Doing Something

The past week and a half has been pretty heavy. My mom decided to buy me an apartment. That's right. BUY. We looked at a couple that I really like, but nothing is definate yet. My first reaction to all of this was, of course to reject it, and convince myself that I wasn't worthy of having my mom offer to buy me a place to live. However, after talking to some of my friends, I realized how greatful I should be and that I should stop whining and take the chance while I can. So, I'm still looking and hoping I can find somewhere close to the theatre (fingers crossed).

I've also made the decission of going back to school. I sent in an application to the New York Film Acadamy for their one year Acting for Film program. It's better than sitting around the apartment with nothing to do, and it's way better than sitting in my dad's office with nothing to do. At least now I can have some responsibilty, and not feel like I'm wasting my life.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Yet Anothey Plug

I have a 501 class show at UCB tonight at 6:30. You all should come, because it'll be fun. It features some people from Iron Ruckus, Snacktime, Hot Lather, The Skuntz, Shark Tank and other shows. Come on down, y'all!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Today's Big Thing

(Thank you, Johnny McNulty)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Those Ninjas Are Stealing That Old Man's Diamonds!

(via Kelly Hudson)

10 Things I Loved About My Trip

1. Diners in the middle of nowhere

2. Graham Cracker Comics in Lincoln Park

3. Listening to "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money on the drive through Indiana

4. Getting to see actual farmland

5. Performing in different cities across the country

6. Jim's Cheestakes in Philly

7. National Lampoons Comedy Radio

8. Being so tired, anything anyone says becomes hilarious

9. A spanish restaurant in Chicago with beautiful waitresses (I'm blanking on the name right now)

10. Getting the chance to perform at IO in Chicago, where I also got to visit Second City and stare at pictures of my heroes on the walls of the lobby.

The main reason I decided to go on this trip was to deal with a personal problem, and to show myself that I could stand my own ground. I'm not toally sure if I succeded or not, but at least I got to travel and see some pretty cool things.



I just got back from Chicago. I need to sleep.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

I'm In Chicago!

We finally made it! It took a long boring drive through a couple of states, but we're here. We got here last night, checked into the smallest hotel room ever, and went to check out IO and the famous Weiners Circle. IO was awesome, but Weiners circle was awkward. Today, I'm gonna be a tourist until our show at midnight tonight.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Starband Goes On Tour

Alan and I are going on a road trip tomorrow. Here is the promo:

Monday, August 11, 2008

DCM '08

These were my favorite shows at the marathon:

The Swarm
Respecto Montalban
5 Dudes
Fat Guy Stuck In Internet
Naked Babies

Also, there are a lot of pictures of me sleeping.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Long Weekend

This weekend felt very long. I helped Matt move into his new apartment on Thursday, which made me dead tired on Friday. I don't know why my brain didn't register helping someone move equals lifting heavy objects. I'm the LAST person anyone would think to do that. It wasn't that bad, though. Chris and I got free pizza and popsicles out of it. It did make me realize that I need to take better care of myself. There is a gym in my building that I have never used. Perhaps it would be a good idea to visit once in a while.

Also, both my teams had such awesome shows this weekend. Something I really admire in an improviser is the ability to hang back in a show. To really listen to everything that is going on, and then chime in at the perfect moment. I've been trying to do that in shows recently. To just practice listening and supporting, and not worry about stuff like "Oh, I haven't been in a scene in like seven minutes". It feels really good to not have that pressure, and to really trust your teammates, and just enjoy your own show.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Best Name Ever

Comics Are Good

I often worry about what people think of me. This strip from the web comic Achewood makes me feel better about that.

(courtesy of Ben Ragheb)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Saga Continues

Episodes 4 and 5 of Life and Times are up, party people!

Episode 4
Starring Patrick Clair, Brian Glidewell and Katey Healy- Wurzburg.

Episode 5
Starring Josh Patten and Mike Still

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Shameless Pt.2

Bridget and I are doing ampersand at the Magnet tonight at 8PM. Together, we are Bridgeband. It's gonna be adorable.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Annoying Stuff and Funny Video

So, I missed my 501 class because of the trains today. I'm a freak about being on time for things, so this was enough to put me in a sour mood. That AND I got a call from my dad yesterday. A call from my dad never ends on an exciting note. It usually ends with me thinking "well... that happened." Oh, and did I mention that I'm back working at his office on Friday?

Anyway, Siskel and Ebert fucking hate each other. Enjoy!

Thursday, July 17, 2008


This may sound totally weird, but I have never seen a movie in IMAX before. In fact up until a few days ago, I didnt know what the difference between IMAX and a regular movie theater was. It's the truth. No explanation. Just how it is. Now everyone is racing to go see Dark Knight in IMAX and tickets are sold out all week. From what I've read (and I may be late in the game on this one, so stop if you already know this) this is the first major motion picture to use any IMAX cameras, so the movie was made to be enjoyed in IMAX. Seeing it in any other regular, plain Jane movie theater would be pointless. You'd be missing the most awesome parts of the film. If this is the case, then I guess I can wait another week to see what all the fuss is about.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Can't Sleep

Instead I am:

-Eating triscuits and applesauce

-Writing outlines for sketches

-Watching The Simpsons Movie

-Drinking orange juice

-Playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance

-Thinking about how great Wall-E was

-Organizing all my comics and CDs

-Making lists

-Watching reviews from Angry Video Game Nerd

-Wishing I had mutant powers

-Just trying to be a good person

-Wondering what I should have for breakfast lunch and dinner tomorrow (or rather today)

Monday, July 14, 2008

YAY! More Life and Times!

Episodes 2 and 3 of Life and Times are up everybody!

Episode 2

Episode 3

Sunday, July 13, 2008

So last night...

I had this weird dream that I thought I might share.

I'm working on an assembly line with a bunch of other improvisers, and we're all sewing the american flag. Everyone is smoking a cigarette, but the ashes arent falling off, so we're just chewing on them and spitting them into a bucket. Someone says "But wait, there aren't any stars on them. Betsy's not gonna like that". Then Trevor Fitzroy (from the x-men comics) comes in and tries to drain everones lifeforce to fuel his mutant time traveling powers. At this point, my mom wakes me and asks if wanted eggs for breakfast.

I dont put much stock in the meanings of dreams, but if anyone has any interpretations, feel free to let me know.

Saturday, July 12, 2008


Iron Ruckus is performing at Gotham City Improv tonight at 10:00 with The Appleheads and Loretta!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Things I'm Certain of:

-I love banana applesauce

-Dirty Work was a bad movie

-Christopher McDonald always plays great villains

-Almost Famous is an awesome movie

-I hate the N,R,W,Q trains with a passion

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I Yam What I Yam

The description of the Popeye movie on digital cable makes me laugh.

"PG (two and a half stars) '80. The sailor with big forearms rows to Sweethaven and steals skinny Olive Oyl from large Bluto."

Friday, July 4, 2008

A message from me

Dave, this is you from the future. I wrote this blog post and sent it back in time to give you some advice.

1. Stop hanging out at McManus until 4:00 AM. It isnt good for you. You need sleep.

2. Get an alarm clock that works, and not one that buzzes randomly and wakes you up on days you need more sleep.

3. Remember to bring your camera to Jill's barbeque. It's gonna be awesome. Trust me.

4. Have some fun. You take things way too seriously some times. Just relax.


Dave B (aka The Time Bandit)

Thursday, July 3, 2008

The Ultimate Battle

Mega Man Vs. Mario Bros.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Public Access Penguins

Fat Penguin just performed on a public access show called "Who Wants To Be An Actor?". We did a ten minute set at the top of the show, and then they asked us questions about how and where we met, and what shows we've done. We didn't stay for the rest of the taping, but I guess the show itself is like American Idol. They have a bunch of actors come in and read monologues, and the panel of judges give them notes. I feel like I've seen that idea played out and parodied so many times, it was kind of hard for me to take it seriously. The episode airs in a few months, so I'll save my judgement until then.

Garfield is not as funny in person

DCM! Workshops! Excitement!

The Del Close Marathon is quckly approaching, and I can barely contain my excitement. I just signed up for four workshops (Gethard, Gausas, Walsh and Corddry)and Fat Penguin is performing on sunday morning at the UCB theater. Yay! My favorite time of year! Can't wait!

Monday, June 30, 2008

The Last Days of Dr. Wiley

I love this video!

Thoughts On Street Fighter

So, I recently watched Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. I wasn't expecting a great movie, but I was still a bit disapointed. I guess I was expecting it to be more epic, kind of like the series. As far as plot goes, the two actually have nothing to do with each other. Unlike the series, the movie has Ryu wandering from town to town, while Bison kidnaps Ken and brainwasshes him to work for Shadowlaw. Chun- Li, who works for Interpol, seeks the help of Guile to take down Bison and Shadowlaw. It is never explained why Ryu is drifting around, but they manage to reference it from time to time as if it's supposed to be important. They also introduce characters like Blanka, Cammy White, Dhalsim, Zangief, Thunder Hawk and Dee Jay just to see them fight for a minute and then you never see them again for the rest of the movie.

Aside from my problems with the plot, the animation is great, the soundtrack is awesome, and the fight scenes are pretty cool. The best scene in the whole movie is the fight between Chun- Li and Vega in New York.

I still have my wishlist of fights I would have loved to see:

1. Blanka Vs. Cammy White in an airport

2. Dee Jay Vs. Zangief in a casino

3. Chun- Li Vs. Bison on Bison's aircraft

4. Guile and Honda Vs. Balrog at a chinese restaurant

5. Ken and Ryu Vs. Blank and Vega on a cruise ship

The list goes on, but I think you get the idea.

Sunday, June 29, 2008


Mom: Hey, I didnt mean to wake you from your nap, but I was wondering if you wanted me to heat up some fish. I also bought some fresh bagels for you if you're still hungry.

This one of the reasons I'm glad I still live at home. Thanks, mom!

Asian Kung- Fu Generation

This is a really great Japanese rock band that I like. Their videos are pretty awesome.

Here are two videos of theirs that I really enjoy. Rewrite is on the Fullmetal Alchemist soundtrack, and Loop & Loop always gets me in a good mood.


Loop & Loop

Saturday, June 28, 2008

I have friends. They are hilarious.

If you scroll down, you'll see the links to some blogs that my friends have. I enjoy reading them very much, and I'm sure you will too.

I Must Vent

I hate hecklers so much, you guys! If anyone reading this decides "I'm going to go to a comedy show. I wonder how I should conduct myself." Here is what you do:

1. You pay for your ticket
2. You sit in your seat
3. If the show you're about to see is improvised in any way, and they ask for a suggestion, and you give them one, don't say anything else!
3b. The suggestion should not be "Do something funny" or "make me laugh" or something obnoxious of that nature.
4. You shut the fuck up. I dont care if you dont think its funny. Dont talk. Its that simple.

So, please support comedy and please be respectful to you performers.

Thank you.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Ow! Fuck!

I hate my alarm clock so much. Today I had to wake up at 6:30 for a video shoot, and my alarm clock was like "Nope. You're waking up at 9:00 instead." Thanks alarm clock.

I also woke myself up from my nap by pulling a musscle in my leg. Fuck, that hurts! Gah!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

My Old Man

I went to Nights of our Lives at UCB tonight. The theme this month was stories about our dads. This made me think of some stories about my dad. Here's one:

Dad is in the hospital after having hernia surgery. I walk into his room.

Me: Hey, Dad.

Dad: Hey, kiddo.

(Silence for ten minutes)

Dad: Hey, you wanna see something cool?

Me: (Hesitantly) Sure.

Dad: They put this epidural in my spine, so if I'm in pain, I can have all the morphine I want. All I have to do is press this button, but I cant do it too often. I just had some before you walked in. Let me see if I can get some more.

(He grabs the button by his bed and presses it. Nothing happens.)

Dad: Oh, well. Relief denied.


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ho Hum

Today I had lunch at Old Town Bar on 18th & park ave south. Then I went to Virgin Megastore and bought Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie (not that piece of shit live action film with Jean Claude Van Dam), and then to Duane Reade to get some shampoo.

Life and Times Episode 1

A video I made with Rob and Bridget.