Douchebags In A Van

So, as I was walking to the R train to get home from Astoria, I was stopped by a van full of douchebags. They asked for directions to get somewhere, and I told them I didn't know. Then they asked if I was on the geek squad, and I started walking away. Just then, one of them opened the door and said "Hey! I'm gonna kill you!" This is where I pretty much shit my pants. There threats were empty, however and they just drove off laughing and continuing their douchey way.

This is the second time I've been acosted by assholes who happen to be driving. The first time, I was walking in my neighborhood around midnight. It was winter, and I had a hat on, and some guys in their car scream "Nice hat, faggot!" and throw a pizza at me.

Whatever. They probably got drunk and crashed. Less people to waste perfectly good pizza.

I Must Vent

I hate hecklers so much, you guys! If anyone reading this decides "I'm going to go to a comedy show. I wonder how I should conduct myself." Here is what you do:

1. You pay for your ticket
2. You sit in your seat
3. If the show you're about to see is improvised in any way, and they ask for a suggestion, and you give them one, don't say anything else!
3b. The suggestion should not be "Do something funny" or "make me laugh" or something obnoxious of that nature.
4. You shut the fuck up. I dont care if you dont think its funny. Dont talk. Its that simple.

So, please support comedy and please be respectful to you performers.

Thank you.