Things I'm Certain of:

-I love banana applesauce

-Dirty Work was a bad movie

-Christopher McDonald always plays great villains

-Almost Famous is an awesome movie

-I hate the N,R,W,Q trains with a passion

I Yam What I Yam

The description of the Popeye movie on digital cable makes me laugh.

"PG (two and a half stars) '80. The sailor with big forearms rows to Sweethaven and steals skinny Olive Oyl from large Bluto."

A message from me

Dave, this is you from the future. I wrote this blog post and sent it back in time to give you some advice.

1. Stop hanging out at McManus until 4:00 AM. It isnt good for you. You need sleep.

2. Get an alarm clock that works, and not one that buzzes randomly and wakes you up on days you need more sleep.

3. Remember to bring your camera to Jill's barbeque. It's gonna be awesome. Trust me.

4. Have some fun. You take things way too seriously some times. Just relax.

Sincerely,

Dave B (aka The Time Bandit)

The Ultimate Battle

Mega Man Vs. Mario Bros.

Public Access Penguins

Fat Penguin just performed on a public access show called "Who Wants To Be An Actor?". We did a ten minute set at the top of the show, and then they asked us questions about how and where we met, and what shows we've done. We didn't stay for the rest of the taping, but I guess the show itself is like American Idol. They have a bunch of actors come in and read monologues, and the panel of judges give them notes. I feel like I've seen that idea played out and parodied so many times, it was kind of hard for me to take it seriously. The episode airs in a few months, so I'll save my judgement until then.

Garfield is not as funny in person

DCM! Workshops! Excitement!

The Del Close Marathon is quckly approaching, and I can barely contain my excitement. I just signed up for four workshops (Gethard, Gausas, Walsh and Corddry)and Fat Penguin is performing on sunday morning at the UCB theater. Yay! My favorite time of year! Can't wait!